helen-louise (baratron) wrote,

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I would just like to know why...

... Richard has to meet his paintball friends at the airport, so he can run the risk of getting arrested for being a long-haired weirdo in possession of a firearm at an airport? An unlicensed firearm, at that [1]. I've just had to change the knife I'd put in for his cake, because the one I had before was too weapon-like. I hope there is no one paranoid awake in Heathrow bus terminal, or he's in trouble.

No one, especially not a wuzzie, should be leaping out of bed at 5am having had 3 1/2 hours sleep. It's not natural.

[1] Licenses for paintball guns don't exist in this country.

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