pissed offWashington, DC. April 1, 2003
An alleged terrorist attack has destroyed the personal library of President Bush.
It has been reported that both of his books have been lost in this tragic event.
The president is devastated, as he had not finished coloring the second one.
Also, after reading that an Australian woman had her rent rebate cut because housing officials mistook her teddy bear for a live-in partner, I have decided not to add any of my toys' names to the answerphone message. It would take too long to go through them all, anyway.
