As an interesting meta-point, at which point in the above tirade do you think the word "fucking" loses its power, and becomes Just Another Adjective?
And now I want to cheer myself up with chocolate and I don't fucking have any. I am completely out of old-recipe Bournville, and none of the shops in Kingston have any left - just the evil butterfat version, which is no fucking good as it has fucking milk in. I have Lindt 70% and Green & Black's here, but can't eat either of them as they're too fucking bitter.
I actually feel better now for writing that out!