helen-louise (baratron) wrote,
helen-louise
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The Confused Lactard's Pain Is Never Done.

I would just like to say that hypermallard is a Bastard. When I asked where he was going for his Hot Date with lozette, he went through a list of likely restaurants, then spent something like 2 minutes going on and on about peanut butter milkshakes from Ed's. The ones that are made with three scoops of vanilla ice cream, American peanut butter, and lots and lots of milk. Bastard! Then otterylexa (who heard this conversation) & I went to *$ - and she devoured an enormous slice of chocolate cheesecake in front of me! Grrr!

All I need is for Richard to walk in with a family-size pack of Creme Caramels, and my pain will be complete.
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