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my mum is nuts, part 68
Conversation with my mother this evening, from memory:
my mum: I bought you a blanket. I hope you like it.
baratron: Oh! We thought it was yours. We were saying we'd have to acquire it if it stayed here much longer... [she has a habit of doing her washing here and then leaving it lying around for days]
my mum: You mean you actually like something I bought you?
baratron: Yes!
gerwinium: It's really nice!
my mum: Well, I could have bought you one too, but you'd need a bigger one because of your size...
baratron: Mum! You'll make him paranoid!
my mum: No, I didn't mean he's fat, he's skinny! I meant that he's long. You're very long, aren't you, Peter?
We giggle. Peter looks embarrassed.
baratron: Now that you've finished insulting my friends...
meeping: Because of course, that's your job!

Current Mood: amused amused

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barakta From: barakta Date: 21st September 2003 17:37 (UTC) (Link)
/me sniggers.

Mothers eh....

Mine has said similarly embarrassing things in front of my friends.

Natalya
gerwinium From: gerwinium Date: 22nd September 2003 03:04 (UTC) (Link)
Erm... I hope that'll be the last of discussing my size :) *MEEP*
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