my mum: I bought you a blanket. I hope you like it.
my mum: You mean you actually like something I bought you?
my mum: Well, I could have bought you one too, but you'd need a bigger one because of your size...
my mum: No, I didn't mean he's fat, he's skinny! I meant that he's long. You're very long, aren't you, Peter?
We giggle. Peter looks embarrassed.