helen-louise (baratron) wrote,
helen-louise
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Wanted: Movers. No experience necessary.

Small dynamic London-based family unit urgently seeks dedicated professionals to move shit from one place to another. Failing that, amateurs would do.

Essential:
Must be somewhere near SW London sometime this weekend, & preferably able to give us specific times when you can help.
Must be able to pack and lift small boxes.
Must be able to put up with me at random extremes of my mood cycle (hyper-excited vs ultra-stressed).
Must be able to tolerate listening to freezepop on auto-repeat all day long. (I might be persuaded to put something else on eventually.)
Must be able to put up with my singing. Earplugs not provided, but you can bring your own.

Desirable:
Ability to drive a van. If you have a van of your own, this is a bonus.
Ability to lift large boxes and help lift things like sofas.
Making the tea (or alternatives) and remembering everyone's drink preferences.
Near-psychic ability to tell from Richard's body language when he's stressed out (seeing as I don't have that one perfect yet I'm not sure if anyone else will).
Willingness to give calming hugs to anyone who needs them.
Extra cash for experienced plasterers.

Full training provided. We are an equal opportunities employer.

Is this the job you're looking for?

Yes, I would love to help, I'll give you more info in comments.
4(12.1%)
Eh, maybe, if I'm not doing anything else I might come.
5(15.2%)
I'd love to help but I unfortunately live in the wrong country.
16(48.5%)
I'd love to help but my health is too crap atm.
3(9.1%)
I would honestly like to help... but I have better things to do with my bank holiday weekend.
4(12.1%)
Moving is boring! Bleh!
1(3.0%)
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