• Mood: weird

fridge poetry (some of it obscene)

Now that our wireless network is working (thanks to hatter, and no thanks to Richard who set it up then buggered off to France, I can post a report of the strangeness on our fridge. We have, btw, Thinkgeek "geek" and "sci fi" magnetic poetry, hence the "interesting" vocabulary.

untitled, by meeping:
her enormous compiler must go squish
as it has no backbone and a delicate controller
but she can sleep as she is a hacker woman
conjure ing random cracker code and elaborate warez
her mission vaporize ing luser lifeform s in cyberspace
who contaminate telnet with dangling hairy monkey finger s

wuzzie gets his own back on the people who think sysadmins aren't important:
delete faulty user
kill him with a regexp
root nuke s the lamer
sync
logout

a communal effort at sub-freezepop lyrics, which I can't help trying to sing to the tune of "Lucretia" by the SOM:
we are programming an echo
see zero mass guru drive by
you want banish crash spray
swim in meteorite core


my random obscenity:
the humanoid robo- elephant
heave s under
his immense rubbery pole
bytes hard
& spray s freely in gel

and Peter's attempts are somewhat random and free-form, and make your brain start to leak out of your ears:
#1
we swap lucious mash
for yellow inode sausage
as he tweak ed the
gorgeous smooth elvish legs
but an advanced hovercraft
always compile s tiny
hung organic nano geek
then crack ed a fluid tera egg
but he smear s raw zombie
dream gobble in her sweat y behind
after grotesque compress ed
fudge dump overflow ing uranus

#2, dedicated to kimble and barakta,
I munch greasy death meat of reptile
to worship caffeine & linux
and foo ed in free
unstable blow apparatus
through canonical singularity
at stable oxygen spawn ing
toxic boil ing android network
simulator and I think of smooth
alien pilot sausage like delicate
metallic smell y green mold
as six egg s freely communicate
debug control structure s

I still have to wonder why geek fridge poetry needs to have the word "sausage" in it twice, and if anyone has written a poem with the word "uranus" that wasn't rude.