Isn't that great? All it needs is the word "men" replaced with "geeks" in the last paragraph, and it's perfect! (And as Richard is a man (sort of) as well as being a geek, he could send it perfectly well as is).
This is the card I sent him, for comparison:
Be warned that my one to him is sickeningly cute and does feature large quantities of pink (as well as a ver cute Pokemon).