I DO NOT NEED TO FLY TO NEW YORK THIS WEEKEND!
I'm finding flights for £380. I'm not sure if that's a good thing. I could afford £380 without really blinking too much. Come back, £900 flights, all is forgiven!
*attempts to make a list of better things to do with £380*
*attempts to convince self that couriering her game cartridges to a NY local along with some cash to help "persuade" them to spend Saturday standing in a long queue with a bunch of kids would be much more environmentally-friendly*
*continues to hyperventilate*
*wonders why these things always happen when Richard is away from home and uncontactable*
(Yes, this is a Pokemon fandom thing. Did you even need to ask?)
OK, anyone near NY and want to earn US $50 for a few hours' work?