1. i am on input/output reporting. this is as nasty as it sounds.
2. you know you're ill when you're excited by a bowel movement.
3. we are still having trouble with bedpans being taken away. i have been shouting lots.
4. today i had another ultrasound by a trainee sonographer. as a result i know that i have a liver, kidneys, pancreas and aorta :) (seriously, it was quite fun)