01. DO YOU HAVE ON A LOT OF MAKE-UP? No. None.
02. HOW MUCH DO YOU PUT ON? None. Ever. It makes my face swell up. Even the hypoallergenic kind.
03. HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO GET READY? Depends if you mean "starting from asleep" or not. If starting from sleep, up to 45 minutes. Otherwise, 10 minutes?
04. DO YOU PUT ON A LOT OF LIPGLOSS? None at all, but I wear a lot of lip balm.
05. DOES YOUR LIPGLOSS SMELL GOOD? My lip balm smells of cocoa butter. It's yummy.
06. DO YOU CARRY A PURSE? Well, yeah, 'cos in UK English, "purse" = "the thing you put your money in". But I pretty much always have a rucksack with me, yes.
07. WHAT COLOR IS IT? Black. One is black with three silver spots, the other is black and dark green.
09. DO YOU HAVE A COACH BAG? What?
10. DO YOU HAVE A LOUIS VUTTiON? That's one of those really expensive bags, right? Mine cost £5 and £10, respectively.
11. HOW MANY
12. DO YOU LIKE TO WEAR NAILPOLISH? I did, before it started making my fingers swell up. Stupid skin.
13. HOW OFTEN DO YOU GET YOUR NAILS DONE? Never.
14. DO YOU LIKE MANICURES? God, no. The sensation of fingernails scraping against an emery board is like the sound of nails on a blackboard. Makes me shudder & sets my teeth on end.
15. WHAT ABOUT PEDICURES? Fuck, no. Ugh. Squick.
16. DO YOU HAVE A USUAL NAIL SALON YOU GO TO? There should be a "If you answered no to Q14 & 15, skip directly to Q17" thing here.
17. WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR HAIR CUT? Down the road. Although all hairdressers make me wheezy, now, and I really need to find one that'll come to the house. That's why I haven't had my hair cut in two years.
18. DO YOU DYE YOUR HAIR? No. Can't be arsed.
19. DO YOU STRAIGHTEN YOUR HAIR? No.
20.DO YOU HAVE LOTS OF PAIRS OF SHOES? I have one pair of white Doc Martens, one pair of blue Doc Martens, a pair of trainers for gardening, and I just bought a new pair of winter boots. I think the answer to this question is "yes" ;)
21.WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE SHOES? 8 hole Doc Martens.
23. DO YOU WEAR HEELS EVERYWHERE? Technically, the answer to this is "yes", because I didn't get on at all well with the Converse All-Stars, boots that entirely lack a heel. But I think the question is actually referring to high heels. And the answer to that is "Hell, no."
24. CAN YOU WALK IN HEELS AND NOT FALL OVER? No. Even if I could, I can't be bothered to buy another walking stick so I had one the right height to wear with high heels.
25. WHERE DO YOU BUY YOUR CLOTHES? BHS, mostly. Occasionally Marks & Spencer or New Look.
26. DO YOU GO SHOPPING EVERY WEEK? Only for food.
27. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE STORE? Hot Topic! But we don't have them in the UK. I think my bank balance likes this.
28. HOW MUCH DO YOU USUALLY SPEND? On clothes? About £200 a year? (most of that grudgingly). Maybe another £100 on boots?
29. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN DIOR? No.
30. DO YOU FOLLOW FASHION TRENDS? No.
31. DO YOU HAVE A PAIR OF HUGE SUNGLASSES? What? No!
35. HOW MANY PAIRS OF EARRINGS DO YOU HAVE? None.
36. DO YOU WEAR HOOP EARRINGS? See Q35.
37. DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF SKIRTS? Erm, about 5 skirts and another 5 or 6 dresses. Put it this way: when I wear a skirt, everyone I meet for the rest of the day says "You're wearing! A! SKIRT!!". And I'm always surprised, because I do wear skirts sometimes.
39. DO YOU GET YOUR EYE BROWS DONE? People pay money for that? God.
40. CAN YOU APPLY MASCARA WITHOUT OPENING YOUR MOUTH? I have no idea. I've never worn mascara in my life, and my hands shake too much for me to be any good at putting it on other people.
41. DO YOU WEAR A LOT OF EYELINER? No.
44. DO YOU DO PILATES OR YOGA? I used to. Didn't get on well with the types of yoga that were offered, and have since been recommended against it by my physiotherapist.
45. DO YOU HAVE A LOT OF MAGAZINES? Yes! But they're video game magazines!
So what's my score? Tell me! Tell me!!