I have a temperature of 39.1 degrees C after paracetamol. My throat is so sore I can't speak, only whisper. The glands in my neck are all swollen. My coughing is turning into asthmatic wheezing, even despite the inhalers. And as well as the snot in my nose I am coughing up great lumps of yellowish goo.
Yay, just what I wanted - proper flu. And while Richard is away up North on a paintball competition.