There are 0000001 people with your name in the UK!
You are unique. You are one with the angry Squirrel. Shout 'I am the unique. I am unified with the badger overlord.' People will run away. That's because they're jealous. JEALOUS..
There are 3 Richard Garnishes, 2
Also, the site name and URL should be "You're not me", not "Yournotme" :P