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This is not an update of my life. - helen-louise
This is not an update of my life.
I've just discovered that one of our neighbours has a wireless network called donkeydick.

That name certainly does distinguish it from the multiple belkins and Liveboxes, but... Ewww!

Current Mood: surprised surprised

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alexmc From: alexmc Date: 23rd February 2010 15:34 (UTC) (Link)
so change yours to "whoisdonkeydick"

ms_adria From: ms_adria Date: 23rd February 2010 16:08 (UTC) (Link)
If I didn't already know I live in a college town, some of the wifi networks near me would make that clear. I have neighbors with "ChuckNorrisAte My Baby", "DuckingForNuts" and "WhyDoesMyMomNotLoveMe" as neighbors.
From: ext_221050 Date: 23rd February 2010 18:04 (UTC) (Link)
Only interesting one near me is "Fuckoff". Surprisingly frank for this neighborhood.
From: pir Date: 23rd February 2010 18:10 (UTC) (Link)
My area just has boring "btfon" and such.
stellarwind From: stellarwind Date: 23rd February 2010 18:32 (UTC) (Link)
Could've been worse. Could have used the synonym... asscock.

Which brings to mind this one Captain Capitalism short...

"For instance, you can say 'cock' when talking about a rooster. You can say 'pussy' when talking about cats. You can say 'bitch' when talking about a female dog, and you can say 'ass' when you're talking about donkeys. However, if the donkey and the rooster got into a fight over the door, you can't say 'The ass called the cock a p(BLEEP), so the cock kicked the ass in the a(BLEEP) and his b(BLEEP)h bit him really hard on his c(BLEEP)k. THAT would be vulgar."

(kid in the audience faints)
firecat From: firecat Date: 24th February 2010 07:27 (UTC) (Link)
So, is this an example of stupidity (neighbor doesn't realize wireless network can be seen from outside their apartment) or juvenile humor ("i said donkeydick huhehehuhuh")?
baratron From: baratron Date: 25th February 2010 03:57 (UTC) (Link)
That really is the question!
lovingboth From: lovingboth Date: 25th February 2010 17:11 (UTC) (Link)
By using a laptop, and looking at the signal strength, you could find out where it is.

My bet is it is a man with an over-inflated something...
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