The war consists of the following: I wheel into the accessible toilet, find it full of shit, shout "Oh, that's disgusting", flush the toilet using a wad of toilet paper to protect my hand, wheel out, dump wheelchair outside the normal women's toilet and use that instead (the women's toilet, not the wheelchair). It's quite a passive-aggressive war, all things considered. But I just have too much common decency than to start leaving my own "bombs" for the Phantom Shitter to find.
I really need to start writing passive-aggressive notes to leave on the toilet door. You know, things like "Please flush the toilet when you've finished *smiley face*". But it occurred to me that this might not be good enough.
H-L: What if the person is visually impaired, and the reason they're leaving the toilet dirty is that they can't see it's dirty?
Richard: *quick as a flash* Passive-aggressive notes in Braille.
This is just one reason why I love that boy.