Me: "Oh look, a cripple shop!" *pointing at disability supplies shop by the side of the road* "We should go in there to buy a shower chair."
hatter: "Or to buy a new cripple. In case the first one breaks."
Richard: "Oh no, my cripple is broken! I need to get another one!"
Me: "Aren't I enough work already without getting another one?"
Yes, you're allowed to laugh. I wouldn't be posting this if you weren't.