helen-louise (baratron) wrote,

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Stupid auditory processing unit!

My auditory processing issues are beyond hilarious sometimes. I heard Richard say "I think you're onto a glass bagel because you're a messy-furred wolf."

What he actually said was "I think you're onto your last bagel unless you've bought some more."

There's nothing wrong with my organic hearing - I hear every syllable, ending in the right sound. But my brain is crap at decoding them into a sensible sentence.

It's not all the time - it happens more when I'm tired, or if I can't hear well to start with because of background noise etc. But it leads to Very Much Confusion.
Tags: my weird medical stuff, very silly, wuzzie

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